Thursday, 19 June 2014

Comm'on Folks, Mumbai Rocks !!!

It's been quite smtime, I have left using Public transport but for a fun-ride, i took short-drive in newly inaugurated Metro from my office. Even though it was almost empty during Noon time & happened to observed few kids & people's conversation.
Sample of their discussion that rocks Mumbai and is understood only in Mumbai........its really hilarious. ..
1. There's a minor problem- Arre yaar, "Waanda" ho gaya.
2. There's a big problem - Arre yaar, "Jhol" ho gaya.
3. There's a huge problem..(unsolvable)-Arre yaar,"Raada" ho Gaya.
4. You'll be surprised .- Ekdam "Hill " jayega tu.
5. I am going out of this place - Chal apun "Kaltii" marta hai.
6. Don't make a fool of others - Dekh , tu "Shendi" mat laga sabko.
7. Just get out of here,you oversmart fool!! - Chal e shane, "Hawa"aan de.
8. I am not a stupid out here - Apun kya "ALIBAUG" se nahi aaya.
9. There's some misunderstanding - Arre kuch "Galat Faimili" ho gayi.
10. Do u drink daily? - Tu kya roz "FULL TO" hota hai?
11. See, You are afraid.. - Dekh , teri to "FAT" gayi
12. Shall I bash u? - E Du kya "Kharcha Pani" ?
13. Just take him into a secret place -Use jara "Khopche" me leke ja
14. What a beautiful lady !! - Kya "Zakaas Item" hai yaar!!
15. Don't just bluff. - E Jyaada "RAAG" mat de..
16. Don't take much tension.. - Jyaada "LOAD" nahi leneka kya??
17. Your clothes are very awkward!! - Kya "ZAGMAG /DHINKCHAAK" pehna tune?
18. I don't care about it much..!! - Abe yaar , "Hata Saawan Ki Ghata"
19. Please don't bore me... - Jyaada "PAKAA" mat be tu.
20. All this must be done without anyone's notice.... Sab kaam "SUUMDI" me hona chahiye...kya?
21- Unnecessarily interfering : oongli karne mein bahoot mazaa aata hai kya ?
22- someone expired : woh tapak gaya
Mumbaikars would b having a smile on their face after reading this & u will surely remembered Munnabhai MBBS.......!!!!!!

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